Make sure you free up this coming Friday as you really don’t want to miss the biggest and best tournament of the month. Last month we easily exceeded the €10k guarantee, with 95 players battling it out of a share of €12,350.
One slightly worrying thing about last months result is that Jamie Harrington managed to come 2nd and take home €2400. Now sure anyone can get lucky and run well, and even a broken clock is right twice a day, but fuck, Jamie, really? He is always going on about weird conspiracy theories, and we all just laughed and never give any of it a second thought, but this kind of completely inexplicable event make you pause and wonder, is there something going on, did he have help?
I don’t know about you but I think it is more important then ever that we play this Friday and take back our tournament from Jamie and his cabal of reptilian Illuminati.